The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 6 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all? Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker Emergency service.