Feds vs. The Rancher

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Feb 24, 2009.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Feds vs. The Rancher

    <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com[​IMG]Nebraska</st1:place>. The agents tell the rancher,

    "We need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

    The old rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."

    The DEA agent verbally explodes saying, "Mister, we have the authority of

    the Federal Government with us." Reaching into his rear pocket and

    removing his badge, the agent proudly displays it to the farmer. "See this

    badge? This badge means we are allowed to go wherever we wish on any

    land. No questions asked nor answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you


    The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores. Later, the old

    rancher hears loud screams and spies the three agents running for their

    lives and close behind is the rancher's bull. With every step the bull is

    gaining ground on the agents. They are clearly terrified.

    The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and

    yells at the top of his lungs..... "Your badges! Show him your badges!"
  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  4. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  5. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges."
  6. SLugomist

    SLugomist Monkey++

  7. eeyore

    eeyore Monkey+++

    very good on many levels, still laughing
  8. 8PW

    8PW Silent but Deadly

    Nice one.
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