Financial Certainty

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by QuietOne, Sep 16, 2008.

  1. QuietOne

    QuietOne Monkey++

    In this time of financial uncertainty you want a fund that is solid and predictable. Welcome to the Lead Balloon(TM) mutual fund! All investments in Lead Balloon(TM) are put into worthless, unsecured paper instruments of no conceivable value and are 100% guaranteed by a totally insolvent insurance company. You can stop worrying about your financial future, knowing in advance that every penny invested in Lead Balloon(TM) will be lost in the shortest possible time. For unquestionable certainty about your financial future invest in Lead Balloon(TM) now!

    Lead Balloon(TM) mutual fund, ticker symbol NOTHINGLEFT. Call now!
  2. Ivan

    Ivan Monkey++

    probably lose less money that way too <_<
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  4. CBMS

    CBMS Looking for a safe place

    .. :D
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