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Firearms testing service

Discussion in 'Buy Sell Trade' started by Tempstar, Jul 4, 2016.

  1. Tempstar

    Tempstar Old and crochety Site Supporter+

    I have decided to offer, free to all members, my firearm testing service. To get this service:
    1- Carefully pack your firearm along with 500 rounds of your favorite compatible ammunition
    2- PM me for a shipping address
    3- Enclose a return shipping label

    Once received, I will shoot the 500 rounds of ammunition, carefully repack your firearm, and using your return shipping label, return your weapon to you for cleaning.

    Benefits: Having someone else shoot your 500 rounds of ammunition saves your valuable time!
    Receive an email telling you what I thought, also free of charge to members!
    You get back a tested firearm to practice cleaning skills!
    No hidden fees, Ever!
    Money back guarantee!

    For a limited time, I will also return some old paper targets with your firearm that show that I hit them with at least some of your ammunition.
    Note: 50 BMG rifles will not receive paper targets as I will shoot more fun stuff with them. However, for $19.95 I will include a video of fun stuff being shot. Videos are made using JVC 850 series broadcast quality cameras and returned with your .50 on a free on a reusable 16gb class 10 SD card!

    Space is limited! Take advantage of this offer soon!
  2. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    I might be interested! My M91 MN needs testing. I could send the rifle and 500 rds. of surplus rounds. Could you do this in a 1 day test? I hate being without " 'OL THUNDER" for long as it is my home defense room clearing gun. Anxiously awaiting your reply. Signed Crip.
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  3. Tempstar

    Tempstar Old and crochety Site Supporter+

    Oldawg, please send it. As soon as I finish with the Lahti I got in yesterday and the M1919 from Friday, I'll get right on it!
  4. AD1

    AD1 Monkey+++

    How much did you have to drink before writing this ;)
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  5. Salted Weapon

    Salted Weapon Monkey+++

    Wait what ??? I need to open up a service here like that :)
    Hicock45 on Youtube has mastered this, people send him guns and ammo to review wow what a job.
    Last edited: Jul 4, 2016
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  6. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Hmmm.... 500 free rounds? and a new gun.... can i be a tester?
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  7. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    Girls can't test guns , they are too fragile. LOL
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  8. AD1

    AD1 Monkey+++

    3....2....1 INCOMING [gone][YD][lolol]
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  9. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    I would have expected heaping amounts of napalm by now. Guess the ladies are all out shopping and getting pedicures and stuff
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  10. AD1

    AD1 Monkey+++

    Bathing the kids and making supper without shoes on.......[gone]
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  11. DarkLight

    DarkLight Live Long and Prosper - On Hiatus Site Supporter

    The most dangerous creature on the planet is a woman who has gone silent.
    [gone]is about right.
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  12. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    You guys are playing with [reddevil]
  13. Tempstar

    Tempstar Old and crochety Site Supporter+

    Better silent and though ignorant than being vocal and proving it. It does add a new twist though, allowing the XYL to test too.
  14. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    It's so nice being single .
  15. Tempstar

    Tempstar Old and crochety Site Supporter+

    "It's so nice being single ."
    Probably a good reason for it......
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