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First Alert Zombie Dog...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Gator 45/70, Jul 27, 2012.

Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

This week wifey and i are training our 75# Zombie dog to slam the front door anytime someone knock's or ring's the doorbell...
Lil' dog is not a 100% guarantee...However she more than likely will make the bandit's move along to a ''soft''target...That is all...

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Jul 27, 2012

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TheEconomist Creighton Bluejay

what a cutie...does she like steak?

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love

If we do not lay ourselves in the service of mankind, whom should we serve?
- John Adams

Other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring. and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, and one shepherd.
- John 10:16

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
- Sir Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyle

TheEconomist, Jul 27, 2012

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Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

What does she not like...I'm still searching...She think's she's human...lol
She even drink's coffee with wifey in the morning..Crazy dog she is...

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Jul 27, 2012

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TheEconomist Creighton Bluejay

Hah, I love it. They don't spell God backwards for Dog for nothing!

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love

If we do not lay ourselves in the service of mankind, whom should we serve?
- John Adams

Other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring. and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, and one shepherd.
- John 10:16

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
- Sir Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyle

TheEconomist, Jul 27, 2012

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