First Day of Hunting Season

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 29, 2005.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A hunter and his friend were sitting in a tall tower stand near highway 481
    in Maverick Co., TX, early one cold opening morning. Suddenly, a huge
    non-typical buck walked out over the corn they had spread in the senderos
    w/a tailgate feeder. Moving quickly, the hunter carefully aimed the
    Leupold scope on his .300 mag at the unsuspecting buck. As he was about to
    squeeze the trigger on this deer of a lifetime, his friend alerted him to a
    funeral procession passing slowly by down 481. The hunter pulled away from
    the gunstock, set the rifle down, took off his hat, bowed his head, and then
    closed his eyes in prayer. His friend was stunned. "Wow, that is the most
    thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen you do.You are indeed the
    kindest man I have ever known, and I feel lucky to call you a friend."

    The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years."
  2. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    He should have pulled the trigger first............
  3. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

  4. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Kind of sounds like me..................
  5. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

  6. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Thought he was going to pray that the buck stayed put. :lol:
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