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First Married

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 19, 2008.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Enjoy, ladies…

    Three men, after golfing one day, were sitting together and bragging about how they had given their new wives duties when first married.

    The first man had married a woman from Washington and had told her that she was going to have to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

    The second man had married a woman from California He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man had married a girl from Oregon. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

    Yup…that’s about right J

  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

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