First Year Med Students

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Oct 29, 2005.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    First yr Med Students

    First-year students at Med School were in their prerequisite Anatomy class with a real corpse. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered by a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a Doctor.

    The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the Human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

    When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
  2. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

  3. Valkman

    Valkman Knifemaker Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    [yukface] [yukface] [yukface]
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    heee heee.. [rofllmao]

    Old medical school humor..but always makes me laugh....where do you think I got my bizarre sense of humor??

  5. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

  6. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    The morgue ---
  7. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    You know what they say, "The Morgue, the merrier." :D I had to do it.
  8. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    You licked yer finger after sticking in somebody's butt ???????

    [yukface] :unsure: [ROFL]
  9. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Yep.... :lol:

    (love it, by the way...thanks for the laughs!)
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