Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, Oct 10, 2013.


  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Just wanted to let you know - today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House.


    It contained a parachute, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a 'Bush's Fault' yard sign, a 'Blame Boehner' poster, a 'Tax the Rich' banner, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and if that was not enough, there was a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my a$$. Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish. Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.
     
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  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [LMAO]
     
  4. Dawg23

    Dawg23 do or do not, there is no try

    [roflmao]
     

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