Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, Oct 10, 2013.

  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Just wanted to let you know - today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House.

    It contained a parachute, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a 'Bush's Fault' yard sign, a 'Blame Boehner' poster, a 'Tax the Rich' banner, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and if that was not enough, there was a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my a$$. Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish. Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  3. Dawg23

    Dawg23 do or do not, there is no try

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