Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Jul 19, 2007.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.

    When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,
    painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years
    they had been married.

    She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,
    loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of
    un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

    Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time,
    the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife
    to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately.

    The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The
    therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs
    at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

    The husband thought for a moment and replied,.. "Well, I can drop her
    off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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