Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Yard Dart, Jan 30, 2014.
Hell if Hilary grabbed my package and asked for $5 to give me a ride, I would pay her $50 to immediately let go and go away.
little old woman finds out little old man is cheating with the neighbor next door.
it seems he has been getting handjobs for years.
"what does she have that I don't have?"she screams.
"Parkinson's disease" he replies.
I SHUDDER as I admit having a disturbing dream once involving hilary.. Has haunted me for years!!!
It was the flying monkeys, wasn't it?
Had to have been.. Was very disturbing!!
I normally refrain from commenting on regular threads, but this is too funny,...
As regards to the gentleman's dream... er... nightmare.
But... it does bring up a righteous way of dealing with her during the silly season soon upon us...
Just throw water on her... and watch her melt away.
Don't be timid, comment away!
Unfortunately, you are not the first to think of that, that witch has been scotchguarded! So water beeds up and rolls off, just like intelligent thought, and responsibility. (And I agree, don't be shy)
This reminded me of the joke about the professor posing a morality question to his class. Imagine you are a photographer taking pictures during a heavy flooding of the Potomac river. You hear yelling and look over to see Hillary Clinton floating down the raging river, arms out yelling for help. You could lay down your camera and reach out and try to save her or you could record the last moments of the life of one of the most famous women in the world.
So you have a very important question to ask yourself.
What shutter speed should you use for a moving action shot.
I heard it was three boys pulled a drowning man out of the Potomac River.
as the man recovers they recognize him as Bill Clinton.
"boys I will give you a wish! anything I can do is President ,is yours.
1 ask to go with the Air Force. "Done" says Bill, "I will make sure you are enrolled at my personal cost."
Second one asked for a homestead, I place for is large extended family. Done! Says Bill, I will carVe off 1000 acres offederal land for your personal use."
Third one is quiet.
And what can I do for you, son? Just name it."
"I want a funeral plot at arlington cemetery, because when my dad finds out I help save Bill Clinton, I'm a Deadman"
She floats??? Oh h#ll! That moat idea won't work after all..
sure it will, just fill it with a nalpalm.
They didn't bother throwing him back in??
democracy rules, two outta three benefited.
Far more would have benefited if the both of them sucked mud off the bottom of the river..
Not even my most desperate nights on the beach in Olongapo would Hillary have gotten my bucks.
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