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Five Carribean surgeons

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Feb 6, 2006.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Five Caribbean Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients.

    The first, a Cuban surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table,
    because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

    The second, a Jamaican surgeon, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
    Everything inside them is colour coded."

    The third, a Barbadian surgeon, says, "No, I really think Librarians are the best;
    everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

    The fourth, a Guyanese surgeon, chimes in: "You know, I like
    construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a
    few parts left over, at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

    But the fifth, a Trinidadian surgeon, shut them all up when he observed:
    "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts,
    no heart, no nerves, no brains and no spine. There are only two things --
    the head and the ass and those are interchangeable.
  2. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  3. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: [beer]
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