Five Caribbean Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients. The first, a Cuban surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, a Jamaican surgeon, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded." The third, a Barbadian surgeon, says, "No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth, a Guyanese surgeon, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over, at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth, a Trinidadian surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no nerves, no brains and no spine. There are only two things -- the head and the ass and those are interchangeable.