Five Rules to Live By

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Seacowboys, Feb 1, 2012.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member


    IN LIFE :

    1. Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

    2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.

    3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

    4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

    5. Reforming politicians is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end. </pre>
  2. Sapper John

    Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

    Sage advice, oh wise one!
  3. Cephus

    Cephus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Wife says that #5 is the best of them all !!!!!
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Thank you, Sea!
  5. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    and no matter how much you polish the turd it is still a turd :D
    Sapper John likes this.
  6. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Nah colt polish it long enough and all you have is a dirty polishing rag....
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