Florida Home Robbery

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Altoidfishfins, Jun 18, 2016.

  1. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized some
    years ago, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his
    Rolex watch.

    What they did take, however, was a white box filled with a
    grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.)
    A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar
    to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big

    Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with
    the burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my sister,
    Gertrude. She died three years ago.'

    The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer
    known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The white box
    was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained.

    Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: "Hoochie sold us the
    bogus blow so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings.
    Have a nice day."

    And you thought California was the land of fruits and nuts.
  2. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I like peeling bananas and (occasionally) people.

    Now that's what I call Justice.
  3. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    The only thing better, would be if it was a box of Anthrax Spores, and ALL the Yahoos died a Horrible Death...
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  4. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    [lolol][lolol]I am laughing so hard I got tears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [lolol][lolol][lolol]

    So...so I am thinking (sorry, can't type as laughing again!!!!).....SOOOOOO... I am thinking what I will do as a security posture is leave a zip lock bag of scrubbing powder (Comet, etc.) on the coffee table......[lolol][lolol][lolol][lolol]
    No need for security doors or 3M windows or.....[lolol][lolol][lolol][lolol][lolol][lolol]
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