When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized some years ago, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a white box filled with a grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time. Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.' The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The white box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day." And you thought California was the land of fruits and nuts.
The only thing better, would be if it was a box of Anthrax Spores, and ALL the Yahoos died a Horrible Death...
I am laughing so hard I got tears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So...so I am thinking (sorry, can't type as laughing again!!!!).....SOOOOOO... I am thinking what I will do as a security posture is leave a zip lock bag of scrubbing powder (Comet, etc.) on the coffee table...... No need for security doors or 3M windows or.....
