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Florida State Mottos

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghostrider, Oct 17, 2005.

  1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Florida State Mottos
    FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.

    FLORIDA: We count more than you do.

    FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.

    FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.

    FLORIDA: Relax...Retire...ReVote.

    FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311?

    FLORIDA: Where your vote counts...and counts...and counts...

    FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football.

    FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!

    Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.

    Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.

    FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.

    FLORIDA: We count more than you do.

    FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.

    FLORIDA: This isn't good when Alabama counts faster than us!

    FLORIDA: Once is never enough!

    FLORIDA: We would do a recount but we've run out of fingers and toes!

    FLORIDA: Don't blame me, I voted for Gore, I think.

    FLORIDA: Don't blame me, my vote didn't count.

    FLORIDA: We're retired --no wait-- we're retarded!

    FLORIDA: Don't count on us!

    FLORIDA: Home of the edible chad.

    FLORIDA: Bumbling better than ever!
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