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Football Rules

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Sep 3, 2005.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Football Rules

    At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 10-year-old football players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
    The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
    "Do you understand that what matters is not whether we win or lose, but how we play together as a team?"
    The little boy nodded yes.
    "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a penalty is called you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the referee, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?"
    Again the little boy nodded.
    The coach continued, "And when I call you off the field so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach "a dumb *******," is it?''
    Again the little boy nodded.
    "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your mother."
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