For Sale , no longer needed .

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, Apr 3, 2015.


  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    for sale:



    parachute. like new condition. used once. never opened, but has a small stain. looking for best offer
     
  2. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    NO!!.....[eek3]
     
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [LMAO]
     
  4. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    I will give you a quarter. Conditional on you getting the stain out first, and providing free shipping and handling. We can negotiate if you are not satisfied with the conditions. I like to bargain. Feel free to make a counter offer.
     
  5. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Monkey

    Red stain or brown stain?
     
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  6. DarkLight

    DarkLight I self identify as a Blackhawk Attack Helicopter! Site Supporter

    ^^^^^
    yes
     
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  7. KAS

    KAS Monkey++

    im selling my enclypedias.{or how ever you spell it }
    dam wife knows everything>> dont need them anymore...
     
  8. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Brown with dark red Fringes ,
     
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  9. Gopherman

    Gopherman Sometimes I Wish I Could Go Back to Sleep Site Supporter++

    Complete selection of self help books over 50 in collection!
    DISCLAIMER: They don't work!:cry:
     
  10. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Of course they do, but each one only helped itself.
     
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  11. DarkLight

    DarkLight I self identify as a Blackhawk Attack Helicopter! Site Supporter

    And the author.
     
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  12. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    If at first you do not succeed then sky diving is not for you.
     
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  13. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Craigslist Ad:
    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake
     
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  14. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Ad, posted a few years back.....

    "Case of Trojan Condoms.... CHEAP.... Nothing Hard to put them on, ANYMORE..... Not even after three "Little Blue Pills".....
     
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  15. KAS

    KAS Monkey++

    sloth ...WTF are u talking about ?>
     
  16. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    It was about the post above yours , but only for RUDE ADULTS !!
    Like me
     
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