for sale: parachute. like new condition. used once. never opened, but has a small stain. looking for best offer
I will give you a quarter. Conditional on you getting the stain out first, and providing free shipping and handling. We can negotiate if you are not satisfied with the conditions. I like to bargain. Feel free to make a counter offer.
im selling my enclypedias.{or how ever you spell it } dam wife knows everything>> dont need them anymore...
Ad, posted a few years back..... "Case of Trojan Condoms.... CHEAP.... Nothing Hard to put them on, ANYMORE..... Not even after three "Little Blue Pills".....