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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Sep 13, 2007.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Yeah yeah..I almost typed geeks... ;-)

    While doing more research for my favorite holiday that is coming up....(Talk Like A Pirate Day [winkthumb][winkthumb][beer][booze])

    I found a site that converts anything to Yoda Speak..

    have fun y'all...

    http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/index.php

    Margaritaville:

    Nibblin' on sponge cake,
    Watchin' the sun bake;
    With oil all of those tourists covered.
    My six string on my front porch swing strummin'.
    Smell those shrimp--.
    Beginnin' to boil, they are. .
    Wasted away again in margaritaville,
    For my lost shaker of salt searchin'.
    Some people claim that, a woman to blame, there is, .
    But nobody's fault, I know it is. .
    Know the reason, do not,
    Stayed here all season.
    With to show but this brand new tattoo nothing.
    But real beauty, it is,
    Mexican cutie, here, how it got.
    I have a clue not. .
    Wasted away again in margaritaville,
    For my lost shaker of salt searchin'.
    Some people claim that, a woman to blame, there is,
    Now I think,- - hell, be my fault, could it. .
    My flip flop I blew out,
    Stepped on a pop top;
    My heel cut, to cruise on back home had.
    But booze in the blender, there is,
    And render, it soon will.
    Me hang on that frozen concoction that helps. .
    Wasted away again in margaritaville.
    For my lost shaker of salt searchin'.
    Woman to blame, some people claim that there is,
    But I know, my own damn fault, it is.
    Yes, and some people claim that, a woman to blame, there is, and my own damn fault, I know it is. Yes, hmmm.


    And "Cat Scratch Fever"

    Where they come from well I know not.
    But , they sure do come.
    Me I hope they comin' for.
    And how they do it I know not.
    But good, they sure do it.
    For free I hope they doin' it.
    Me cat scratch fever they give.
    Cat scratch fever .
    The first time that, it, got I.
    Just ten years old, was I.
    It from some kitty next foor, I got.
    I went and see the dr. And .
    Me the cure he gave.
    I think, it some more, got I.
    Me cat scratch fever they give.
    Cat scratch fever .
    Nothin dangerous, is it.
    I feel no pain .
    Got to ch-ch-change, I have.
    You know, it, you got when you are going insane .
    It makes a grown man cryin' cryin' .
    Will you make my bed not.
    The purr with, make I.
    Of my hand the stroke.
    Me they know they gettin' it from.
    To go they know just where.
    When their lovin man they need.
    For free, they know I do it.
    Me cat scratch fever they give.
    Cat scratch fever.
     
  2. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Cute, this is..... Try it more I will.
     
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