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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Aug 7, 2006.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    The owner of a golf course in Lufkin was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The University of Texas and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

    The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
  2. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    That's funny. I once dated a stripper that went to t.u. [peep] :flash:
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