Forgot my glass

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, Feb 7, 2013.

  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
    She suggested I go to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
    I did that and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
    She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 77 years old and you're going
    To start jumping out of airplanes?"
    I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to Me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
    I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for Five jumps a week.
  2. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I hear th

    I hear those senior citizen tandem jumps can be pretty exciting and a whole lot of fun....just make sure you pack your own parachute and make sure you're harness fits snug and tight!

    As I said....tandam skydiving can be a whole lot of fun!

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