Fortune cookie

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Katana Lee, Oct 3, 2015.

  1. Katana Lee

    Katana Lee Monkey

    murder fortune cookie.
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  2. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    That inner voice can get you in trouble all the time..... but then again.... who am I to judge what makes you happy!! ;)
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  3. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    That's just Chinese population control propaganda :p
  4. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

    Truth is, if you tell a secret, it is no longer a secret.
  5. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I like peeling bananas and (occasionally) people.

    I got one one time that said "Don't shrug. You left the safety off."
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  6. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Mine read "help! Held captive in fortune cookie factory!"
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