Foul Mouthed Parrot

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Oct 3, 2005.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    an oldie..but a goodie.. ;)

    There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like
    an old salt, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five
    minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy
    who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and the bird's foul
    mouth is driving him nuts.

    One day, it just gets to be too much and the guy grabs the bird
    by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!"
    But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever.

    Then the guy gets angry and says, "OK for you," and locks the
    bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and
    he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out,
    the bird cuts loose with a stream of vulgarities that would
    make a sailor blush.

    At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into
    the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din.
    The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets
    very quiet.

    At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that
    the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence,
    he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.

    The bird meekly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and
    says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my
    best to improve my vocabulary from now on." The man is
    astounded and amazed at the transformation that has come over
    the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, may I inquire, what exactly did the Chicken DO??
  2. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

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    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

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