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Fr Joe and Fr Fred

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Jan 24, 2010.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

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    <style> </style> Father Joseph went up to Father Fred one afternoon and
    said, "I am SICK of all this clean living. Tonight let's you and

    me go out and party. We'll carouse, drink, whatever we want."
    Fred was shocked. "Are you crazy? This is a small town and
    everyone knows us. Besides, even if they didn't, they would see
    our clothes and know we are priests."

    Joe was ready for this. "Don't be silly. We won't stay in
    town, we'll go into the city where nobody knows us, and we'll
    dress just like anyone else."

    In the end, he managed to persuade Fred, and they went out
    that night and partied like professionals. When they got back
    home at 5:00 AM, Fred's face became pale. "I just thought
    of something," he said. "We have to confess this." Again, Joe

    was ready. "Relax, I told you, I thought this all out in advance.
    Tomorrow, you go into church and into the confessional. I will
    come in my regular clothes and confess, and you absolve me.
    Then I go put on my garments, you come in and confess, and
    I'll absolve you." Fred was amazed at Joe's brilliance.

    And so, Joseph went in later that morning and said,
    "Father forgive me, for I have sinned. My friend and I, we're both

    young men, and last night we went out and caroused. We
    became drunk, used foul language, danced to wicked music."
    Fred answered, "God is patient and forgiving, and thus
    shall I be. Do 5 'Our Father's' and 5 'Hail Mary's'
    and you will be absolved of your sin."

    A while later, their places were reversed as Fred came in and

    confessed everything in detail. There was a short pause, and
    Joseph answered, "I don't believe this. And you DARE to call
    yourself a priest? You will do 500 'Our Father's,' 500 'Hail Mary's,'
    and go around the church 500 times on your knees praying
    for God's forgiveness. Then come back and we'll discuss abso-

    lution, but I make no guarantees."

    "WHAT??!!" Father Fred was shocked.
    "What about our agreement?"

    FatherJoe replied, "Hey, what I do on my time off is
    one thing, but I take my job seriously."
  2. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    No joke to this..... I knew that Father Joe real well. It explains alot.
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Nice work ethic.
  4. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Gotta love the man that takes his job seriously!
    And some people say Americans don't have work ethic's anymore!
  5. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    I don't get it. Joe is a douche? Fred should cut Joe's balls off and feed them to him? I dunno. Maybe bribe Joe with a little alter boy?
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