Fred and Mary

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Oct 10, 2005.


  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Fred and Mary

    Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mum if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think? " His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies "Never mind what you think...eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, he comes home and asks, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says, No." Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "OK...What do you think?"

    He says..."Well, last night Fred came in for the Vaseline and...I think I gave him my airplane glue."
     
  2. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: [ROFL] Talk about a "sticky situation."
     
  3. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    " Stuck on You. "
     
  4. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member


    On? Something I don't quite understand --- :oops:
     
  5. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    "Gen X" ghrit, we wouldn't understand
     
  6. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Ah. Gen X. :shock: Tongue stuck on the "frozen flagpole" --. [smsh] :rolleyes: [ROFL] [own2] [beer]
     
  7. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    :D
     
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