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Free pastry

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Aug 17, 2016.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail
    As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them
    in her pocket.

    She says to Donald, "See how clever I am?
    The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie.”
    I will definitely win the election.

    The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed
    throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit.

    I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
    Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show
    you a magic trick."

    Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry.
    Trump swallows it and asks for another one.
    The owner gives him another one.

    Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
    The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What
    did you do with the pastries?"

    Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket"...
  2. marlas1too

    marlas1too Monkey++

    love it
    Sgt Nambu, Ura-Ki and UncleMorgan like this.
  3. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    Sgt Nambu likes this.
  4. SB21

    SB21 Monkey

    I like it ,,,,
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