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Friends of the groom?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Aug 29, 2008.


  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    The wedding date was set and the groom's 3 pals, a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist, were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.

    The carpenter figured sawing the bed slats would give them a chuckle or two.

    The electrician decided to wire the bed.

    The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.

    The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the groom's buddies received the following note:





    DEAR FRIENDS,

    WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED,
    THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SET BACK,
    BUT I SWEAR TO GOD ALMIGHTY,
    I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER PUT NOVOCAIN IN THE K-Y JELLY.
    Your friend
    Frank
     
  2. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    [boozingbuddies]with friends like that, who needs...oh fudge it.
     
  3. Ivan

    Ivan Monkey++

    ...
    Rage.
     
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