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Friendship

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Feb 13, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    with a twist... :D


    Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound
    good, but never actually come close to reality? Well,
    here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:

    1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
    against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

    2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

    4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I
    get.

    5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
    much worse it could be until you quit whining.

    6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

    7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
    again. I don't want whatever you have.

    8. When you fall -- I will
    point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

    9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. Why?" you may ask;
    "because you are my friend".
     
  2. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    b:: [beer]
     
  3. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [ditto]
     
  4. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Glad you are back CRC. :D
     
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