Front Fell Off Crude Oil Tanker

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by badkarma, Mar 18, 2008.

  1. badkarma

    badkarma ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    This 'expert' explains why an oil tanker's front fell off, and why all other ships are safe.

    enjoy... - Front Fell Off
  2. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  3. sheen_estevez

    sheen_estevez Monkey+++

    OK now I have to wipe off my screen

    That was funny
  4. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++

    Hey what about staples!
  5. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    Kinda Monty Python-ish.
  6. Rodanvssct

    Rodanvssct Monkey++

    That's so funny coffee came out of my nose.

    Funny thing is....I don't drink coffee.
  7. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    That was FUNNY!!!! I needed a good laugh!
  8. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    No cardboard ships? What kind of nonsense is this? I demand paper tankers. Haha.
  9. badkarma

    badkarma ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    no cardboard derivitives
  10. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Minuteman, are all oil company executives this clever????

    well the front is not supposedto fall off...
    Theyhave a minimum crew requirement
    whats that
    well one I suppose
    no cardboard, rubber or cardboard derivatives...lmao
    cofee spew!!
  11. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    There is no environment in the ocean. Waves are unusual. Wiping the monitor again. Gawd, I love British humor.
  12. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    I have a theory. The more information you cram into your brain the more it has to make room for it. I think the first thing to go is common sense, followed by people skills, and finally a grip on reality.

    Don't trust people with letters after thier names!!!

    But I think this is a farce. It is too rehearsed. I say Monty Python type skit from some obscure TV show.
  13. andy

    andy Monkey+++

    too slap stick to be real hast to be a gag funny non the less reminds me of the "who's on 1st?" skit
  14. CBMS

    CBMS Looking for a safe place

    hahaha, that was awesome! I am gonna have to send that link around. omg one of the funniest things i have seen in along time.
    Thanks for that
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