Frozen Windows

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Jan 5, 2015.


  1. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:

    "Windows frozen, won't open."


    Husband texts back:
    "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."



    Wife phones him 5 minutes later:

    "That wrecked the Computer.”
     
  2. sec_monkey

    sec_monkey SM Security Administrator

    [LMAO]
     
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  3. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    Was gonna say, same here, until I read past the Header.

    22 to start but warming up now.
     
  4. sec_monkey

    sec_monkey SM Security Administrator

    That is what you get when you run windows :lol:

    The world knows bsd and linux are better ;) [lolol]
     
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  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [LMAO]
     
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  6. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    one or both of those folks were blondes
     
  7. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    yes, I know it was a joke
     
  8. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey Site Supporter+



    Stop_Making_Fun.
     
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  9. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Adventure Riding Monkey Founding Member

    Coulda been worse, she might have tried using that little slide-out 'drink holder'....... :whistle:
     
  10. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Buddy of mind's wife has destroyed two laptops DVD drives with coffee.
     
  11. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    Time to stop drinking on the drive.
     
  12. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    she swears the dog broke it but she still can't explain why it was open.....:rolleyes:
     
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