This is an ongoing thread on another site. The responses are pretty creative. Thought it might be fun here.
She fell in love with a carpenter and got nailed . She fell in love with a carpet installer and got laid .
She fell in love with a Mechanic and ever since he tuned up her Vulva , it hasn't worked like it originally did-Expired Warranty as well now , she should have bought the extended one from India .
She married a plumber and got roto-rootered Thier relationship plunged and eventually went down the drain