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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, May 16, 2006.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate
    funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood
    behind the casket during the service.

    Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the
    casket rolled inside.

    The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the
    beautiful heart forever.

    At that point, one of the mourners burst into
    laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm
    sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a

    That's when the proctologist started crying.......
  2. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Asshole for life :lol:
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