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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tango3, Jun 29, 2009.

  1. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

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    1. Sag, you're It.
    2. Hide and go pee.
    3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
    4. Kick the bucket
    5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
    6. Musical recliners.
    7. Simon says - something incoherent.
    8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy
    1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
    2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
    3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
    1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
    2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go a long.
    3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today.
    4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
    5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
    Thoughts for the weekend:
    Wouldn't it be nice i f whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr- Alt- Delete' and start all over?
    If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called 'labor!'
    Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
    I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
    Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
    The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
    Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
    How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?'
    Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.'
    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

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  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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