Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by ghrit, Jan 8, 2013.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Burglary in Florida (You just can't make this stuff up!!)
    When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch.
    What they did take, however, was a white box filled with a grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.)
    A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably
    thought they'd hit the big time.
    Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars:
    'Please return the
    cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.'
    The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's

    The white box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained.

    Scotch taped to the box wasthis note which said:

    "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."
    And you thought California was the land of fruits and nuts.
    kellory, JABECmfg, bebop and 5 others like this.
  2. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    having lived there, i find this believable. :lol:"Sorry to have snorted your sister...."
  3. NotSoSneaky

    NotSoSneaky former supporter

    I am dissapointed, Keith Richards is not involved in this... [tongue]
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