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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Hanzo, Feb 24, 2016.

  1. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    Today was a buggy kind of day.

    During soccer practice, a nice big grasshopper landed on my arm. Cool.

    Tonight, when I took out the trash, a pair of B-52 roaches were mating on my stairs. Not cool. This is not the happy couple, but just an internet picture.


    But it could have been worse. They could've gotten a room inside our house. They were committed too. I knocked them off the stairs and they stayed coupled.
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  2. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Monkey

    Sorry, but they would have been awaiting reincarnation if I had happened upon them. Where there are two, there are thousands
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  3. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Moderator Moderator Site Supporter++

    LOL! :LOL: I swear @Hanzo only you would take pictures of mating cockroaches. :rolleyes:
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  4. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    I did not take a picture of the happy couple, but an internet picture. I don't take roach porn. :whistle: Nor did I take of the pretty grasshopper. The soccer girls have a hard enough time paying attention without getting involved with the grasshopper. So when the little monkey saw him and said, "Oooh..." a bunch of them looked over and I promptly sent him on his way.

    It was the second time within about a year that a grasshopper landed on me under that tree. And once it was a large praying mantis.
  5. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    [[​IMG] time to get out from under the tree.......;)
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