Getting Older! can you relate to this?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Jun 11, 2009.


  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    My forgetter's getting better,
    But my rememberer is broke
    To you that may seem funny
    But, to me, that is no joke


    F
    or when I'm 'here' I'm wondering
    If I really should be 'there'
    And, when I try to think it through,
    I haven't got a prayer!


    O
    ft times I walk into a room,
    Say 'what am I here for?'
    I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
    A zero, is my score.


    A
    t times I put something away
    Where it is safe, but, Gee!
    The person it is safest from
    Is, generally, me!


    W
    hen shopping I may see someone,
    Say 'Hi' and have a chat,
    Then, when the person walks away
    I ask myself, 'who the hell was that?'


    Y
    es, my forgetter's getting better
    While my rememberer is broke,
    And it's driving me plumb crazy
    And that isn't any joke.


    C
    AN YOU R ELATE???
    Please send this to everyone you know
    because

    I D ON'T R EMEMBER
    W HO I S ENT T HIS T O ! [dunno][banghead]

     
  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Speaking of "Getting Older"?

    I was having a conversation with Miss Tracy the other day.....and told her about a friend of mine that just got back from Columbia....(near Bogota) and he emailed me for my mailing address because : "There's some primo home grown Columbian headed your way"....and we laughed so much at how grown up we were because our first thoughts was how wonderful it would taste after grinding the beans and having it in the cup! [lolol]




    There was a time in my life that would NOT have been my first thought.. ;)
     
  3. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    Ain't that the truth, if I were to turn the clock back to the 70's. We all for the most part have to grow up and face the real world and the problems that go along with it, with our minds unimpared if we hope to survive. Me I want to survive. Even though I have read the book, and know how the story ends, I want to see for myself how it all plays out. Take care! May God Bless.:D
     
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Love the poem, tacmotusn (dare I admit I just had to re-check who posted this?). Ummm... yeah, I can relate. :)

    [LMAO] You've got me cracking up all over again. Thanks!!! :D
     
  5. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    Tracey, I don't write poetry, can't remember any except limmericks for a day or three. Don't remember jokes to tell orally for more than a week, but will steal one of either if I think it is a good one, and I will pass it along. I am glad that you enjoyed it.[beer]
     
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