Ghosts Visit Bush

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ColtCarbine, Feb 14, 2006.

  1. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Working Monkey Founding Member

    George W. Bush was thrilled at finally being able to spend his first night in the White House, but something very strange happened. On the very first night, he was awakened by George Washington’s ghost. Bush asked the ghost, “President Washington, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?”

    “Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” advised Washington.

    With all the excitement of the White House, Bush still couldn’t sleep well, and then, later on that night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom.

    “Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?” Bush asked.

    “Cut taxes and reduce the size of the government,” Jefferson answered.

    Bush still couldn’t sleep well, so much later, on the same night he saw another ghostly figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln’s ghost.

    “Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?,” Bush asked.

    Lincoln replied, “Go see a play.”

    ETA: It would probably be safer than hunting with Cheney
  2. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Actually, this was the joke told the first night of the Republican National Convention in 2004 that caused such a stink with the Dimmocrats. George told Hitilliry "Never tell a lie", her reply was "I can't do that," and Jefferson told her"Listen to the people," to which she replied "I WON"T do that."
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