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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Oct 16, 2007.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Finally, a definition of globalization I can understand and to which I can relate:

    Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

    Answer: Princess Diana's death.

    Question: How come?


    An English princess with

    an Egyptian boyfriend

    crashes in a French tunnel,

    driving a German car

    with a Dutch engine,

    driven by a Belgian

    who was drunk

    on Scottish whisky,

    (check the bottle before you change the spelling),

    followed closely by

    Italian Paparazzi,

    on Japanese motorcycles;

    treated by an American doctor,

    using Brazilian medicines.


    This is sent to you by

    an American,

    using Bill Gates's technology,

    and you're probably reading this on your computer,

    that uses Taiwanese chips,

    and a

    Korean monitor,

    assembled by

    Bangladeshi workers

    in a Singapore plant,

    transported by Indian


    hijacked by Indonesians,

    unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

    and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

    That, my friends, is Globalization!
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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