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Globalization..

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Oct 16, 2007.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Finally, a definition of globalization I can understand and to which I can relate:



    Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?



    Answer: Princess Diana's death.




    Question: How come?


    Answer:


    An English princess with


    an Egyptian boyfriend


    crashes in a French tunnel,

    driving a German car


    with a Dutch engine,


    driven by a Belgian


    who was drunk


    on Scottish whisky,


    (check the bottle before you change the spelling),


    followed closely by


    Italian Paparazzi,


    on Japanese motorcycles;


    treated by an American doctor,


    using Brazilian medicines.



    *****

    This is sent to you by


    an American,


    using Bill Gates's technology,


    and you're probably reading this on your computer,


    that uses Taiwanese chips,


    and a


    Korean monitor,


    assembled by


    Bangladeshi workers


    in a Singapore plant,


    transported by Indian


    lorry-drivers,


    hijacked by Indonesians,


    unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,


    and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....




    That, my friends, is Globalization!
     
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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