Going Home

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Seacowboys, Dec 23, 2005.


  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Well, the upside down barge DBL 152 is now on her way to Mobile, being towed by two big tugs. A crew of my divers are escorting the tow onboard the Janson G. and I am going home for Christmas and unless my darling wife sees this post, will be very surprised when I walk in the door.
    I get lots of spam from concerned marketers wanting to sell me discount viagra, my Blackberry is inundated with it; that and offers to make my penis larger. I have started a campaign to thank each of them for their concern. I ask the viagra salesmen to send free samples. I just politely thank the penis enlargers for their concern and tell them that as much trouble as that thing has caused me over the course of five marriages, maybe something to make it a little less noticable would be in order?
    I had instructed my crew that if I were to meet my demise on this project, to deliver me to a taxadermist. A wire was to be attached to my jaw hinge and cammed to a wheel on a rolling creeper so when delivered to the cruise ship with my wife, maybe she wouldn't notice that I ain't saying much while she drags me around?
    New marketing idea:
    voice recognition micro-chip jewelry that reponds approapriately "yes, dear..." should retire on proceeds from superbowl sunday alone.
    With all that said, I want to thank all ya'll....my life has been a great adventure and I have had the tremendous good fortune of having always been surrounded by quality people. Merry Christmas. [ROFL]
     
  2. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    Merry Christmas to you too SC! Welcome home.

    Al [afro] l good ideas.
     
  3. Valkman

    Valkman Knifemaker Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Merry Christmas SC! Glad you're coming home - that was some funny stuff!
     
  4. ghrit

    ghrit Old, mean, and nasty Administrator Founding Member

    What he said, and enjoy the cruise. Take pix, too, so we can dream of warm water. :D
     
  5. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Merry Christmas SC! Welcome home too!
     
  6. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    Glad to hear you get to be home this year. I imagine you and I both have spent more Christmas's away than we have at home.Enjoy the downtime.
    Looks like I will get to head home sometime tomorrow myself. Should finish drilling this well in the next 24 hrs. then a 500mi. drive home.
    Hope everyone has a good holiday.
     
  7. Valkman

    Valkman Knifemaker Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Good for you too MM! :D
     
  8. sniper-66

    sniper-66 Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Welcome back, glad you get to spend Christmas at home.
     
  9. TLynn

    TLynn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Welcome home seacowboys! I wish you a Merry Christmas and I hope you and your wife can spend some quality time together.
     
  10. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Glad to hear that both of you get to be home for Christmas, hope it goes great for you both.
     
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