A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after enjoying a day of golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade. "My hair and makeup are not done; the house is a mess and the dishes are still in the sink. I’m completely exhausted! I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my pajamas? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid idiot !!!" "Because ... he’s thinking of getting married..."
