Golf buddies

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Jan 31, 2019.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after enjoying a day of golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade.

    "My hair and makeup are not done; the house is a mess and the dishes are still in the sink. I’m completely exhausted! I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my pajamas? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid idiot !!!"

    "Because ... he’s thinking of getting married..."
  2. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    Gud Juan!
    Dunerunner and SB21 like this.
  3. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    Funny, every time...
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