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Gone Deaf

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghostrider, Jan 5, 2006.

  1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city
    one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A
    cop pulls him over.

    "So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?"

    "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.

    "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this
    "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

    "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across
    his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

    "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd
    gone deaf."
  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :rolleyes: [nono]

    ok... I laughed.....so there..
  3. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  4. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  5. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: :D
  6. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

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