Good Sportsmanship..

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jun 25, 2007.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old
    baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation
    is? What a team is?"

    The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

    "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose
    together as a team?"

    The little boy nodded yes.

    "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called,
    you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-
    head. Do you understand all that?

    Again the little boy nodded.

    He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy
    gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach
    'a dumb ass' is it?"

    Again the little boy nodded.


    "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to
    your grandmother!!!".
     
  2. AlterEgo

    AlterEgo Monkey+++

    I haven't been here long but I learned quick to never click on one of CRC posts with coffee in hand.

    AE

    [LMAO][LMAO]
     
  3. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    Ah, a fast learner huh?

    Also don't say anything negative about pirates or parrotheads!!!!!! [beat]

    If there were anything negative about pirates and parrotheads. [winkthumb]
     
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    Smart man.....[clp]





    hummmpphhh....
    ...... As If! :shock:



    Yesterday's "Arlo & Janis"

    [​IMG]
     
  5. weapons_762

    weapons_762 Monkey+++

    ummm parrots, just skinny chickens
     
  6. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    I think I've sat next to his grandma a few times.:rolleyes:
     
  7. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

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    [winkthumb] [beer]
     
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