Good Will thrift shop second hand clothing could be demon possessed!

Discussion in 'Faith and Religion' started by chelloveck, Feb 28, 2013.


  1. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Good Will thrift shop second hand clothing could be demon possessed!....at least Pat Robertson seems to think that some of it might be!:eek:



    Pat Robertson: Goodwill Sweaters Could Have Demons, No Harm In Praying Over Them (VIDEO)

    But never fear....Katy Wolk-Stanley from the HuffPost has a very helpful tutorial on exorcising your thrift shop sweater or skirt.

    Katy Wolk-Stanley: How to Remove Demonic Spirits From Your Thrift Store Clothing -- A Tutorial

    The Naked Pastor has a nice wry take on Pat Robertson's concerns about demon possessed second hand clothing.

    http://www.patheos.com/blogs/nakedpastor/2013/02/there-are-evil-spirits-in-your-thrift-store-clothes/devils-clothingone

    Why stop at second hand clothing??? What about those brand new Nikes made by some animist, pagan, voodoo sweat labour third world factory worker....you just never know whether those cross trainers may have been cursed by a shamen machinist wearing a chicken bone through their nose.
     
  2. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    You have got to be kidding me, RIGHT?
     
  3. CATO

    CATO Monkey+++

    I would think you'd need clothing that would hold an electrical charge for possession if you go with the assumption that a "spirit" is electrical energy.
     
  4. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    I wonder if a Tin Foil Hat, would be in order for Old Pat...... I mean he claims he "Turned a Hurricane, away from the coast" a few years back.....
     
  5. tulianr

    tulianr Don Quixote de la Monkey

    "Old Pat" has needed a keeper for some time. If there is still someone who can listen to his lunatic nonsense and nod along in agreement, I don't care to converse with them; because the lights may be on, but nobody's home.
     
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  6. DMGoddess

    DMGoddess Monkey+

    "Old Pat" needs his cards checked. I think he's only got 13 left ...
     
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