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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, Sep 26, 2012.

  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    In the back woods of Scotland, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the
    middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the

    To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern
    and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."

    Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.

    "Whoa there Scotty!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the
    lantern down...I think there's yet another wee one to come."

    Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a bonnie lass.

    "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern,
    lad...It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the doctor.

    The Scot scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor. "Do
    ye think it's the light that's attractin' them?"

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