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Got into a fight.....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Oct 11, 2008.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    When I got home last night, my wife demanded I take her someplace expensive.......so, I took her to a gas station.
    That's when the fight started.
    Then to make matters worse, I rear ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road.
    Slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get sooooo stressed and little things just seem so funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it..... he was a dwarf!!!
    He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY".
    So, I looked down at him and said, "Well then, which one are you"?
    That's when the fight started.
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