<TABLE class=MsoNormalTable cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" vAlign=top>Got me anew truck! I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. 'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com<st1lace w:st="on">Georgia</st1lace></st1:country-region> On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.</B></B> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, some guys ran a red light and nearlycreamedmy new truck, but I swervedin time to avoid them. I yelled, 'Ass Holes!' Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda andBarbra Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The <st1lace w:st="on">Dixie</st1lace> Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar,Al Gore on drums,Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy On Scotch. Damn, I LOVE this truck </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
