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Got me a new truck!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, May 11, 2009.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

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    Got me anew truck!

    I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer
    yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

    The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

    'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

    <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com[​IMG]<st1:place w:st="on">Georgia</st1:place></st1:country-region> On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.</B></B>

    I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time

    I'd say,'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music,

    and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of

    their awesome songs.

    Yesterday, some guys ran a red light and

    nearlycreamedmy new truck, but

    I swervedin time to avoid them.

    I yelled, 'Ass Holes!'

    Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play,

    sung by Jane Fonda andBarbra Streisand, backed up by

    Michael Moore and The <st1:place w:st="on">Dixie</st1:place> Chicks, with John Kerry

    on guitar,Al Gore on drums,Dan Rather on harmonica,

    Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons,

    Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy On Scotch.

    Damn, I LOVE this truck

  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Good One......[rofllmao].......:D
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  4. WestPointMAG

    WestPointMAG Monkey++

    What keeps it from being activated by the words in the songs?
  5. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    It's voice activated, not song activated, duh [peep]

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