Got me a new truck!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, May 11, 2009.


  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

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    Got me anew truck!



    I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer
    yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

    The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

    'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

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    I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time



    I'd say,'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music,


    and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of


    their awesome songs.

    Yesterday, some guys ran a red light and



    nearlycreamedmy new truck, but


    I swervedin time to avoid them.

    I yelled, 'Ass Holes!'


    Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play,



    sung by Jane Fonda andBarbra Streisand, backed up by


    Michael Moore and The <st1:place w:st="on">Dixie</st1:place> Chicks, with John Kerry


    on guitar,Al Gore on drums,Dan Rather on harmonica,


    Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons,


    Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy On Scotch.


    Damn, I LOVE this truck




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  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Good One......[rofllmao].......:D
     
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [rockon]
     
  4. WestPointMAG

    WestPointMAG Monkey++

    What keeps it from being activated by the words in the songs?
     
  5. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    It's voice activated, not song activated, duh [peep]


    [rofllmao][rofllmao]
     
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