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Gotta be my old boss......

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 19, 2005.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor's only to
    find he didn't have long to live. So he summoned the three most
    important people in his life to tell them of his fate.

    1.His Doctor
    2.His Priest
    3.His Lawyer

    "Well, today I found out I don't have long to live. So I have
    summoned you three here, because you are the most important
    people in my life, and I need to ask a favor. Today, I am going
    to give each of you an envelope with $50,000 dollars inside.
    When I die, I would ask that all three of you throw the money
    into my grave."

    After the man passed on, the 3 people happened to run into each
    other. The doctor said, "I have to admit I kept $10,000 dollars
    of his money, he owed me on lots of medical bills. But, I threw
    the other $40,000 in like he requested."

    The priest said, "I have to admit also, I kept $25,000 dollars
    for the church. It's all going to a good cause. I did, however,
    throw the other $25,000 in the grave."

    Well, the lawyer just couldn't believe what he was hearing! "I
    am surprised at you two taking advantage of him like that. I
    wrote a check for the full amount and threw it all in!"
  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Sounds just like a lawyer :lol:
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