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Goverment Investigates a Rancher

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Gator 45/70, Jan 27, 2012.


  1. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    GOVERNMENT INVESTIGATES A RANCHER......

    The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

    GOV'T AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
    ...
    RANCHER: "Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

    Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

    GOV'T AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."

    RANCHER: "That would be me."
     
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