Grandma's Birth Control

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Sep 3, 2005.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Grandma's Birth Control

    The doctor, who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

    As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she has a prescription for birth control pills.

    "Mrs. Cohen, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!?"

    "Yes, they help me sleep at night."

    "Mrs. Cohen, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these pills that could possibly help you sleep!"

    She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.

    "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks...And believe me helps me sleep at night!"
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