It’s a little known fact that Francis Scott Key originally wrote slightly different lyrics to what became our national anthem. When he saw Old Glory ensnared in the wooden mastwork of a sailing ship during the battle at Fort McHenry, he was inspired to compose a line about the “spars-tangled banner”. And an organizational note: The members selected for the rest-room location committee are: Dawn D. Hall, Trudy Doors, and Onda Wright. (That last one gets credited to my cousin --)
And more - • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo. • I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. • When chemists die, they barium. • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. • Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. • I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? • When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. • Broken pencils are pointless • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. • I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. • Velcro – what a rip off! • Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.
And a couple more - Had the bird flu last week. Ok, now, got some tweetment. Couple of months ago, had the swine flu. Got some oinkment. Definition of a fenderberg.....chunks of ice which accumulate in your wheel wells in the winter.