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Group Therapy

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Blackjack, Oct 9, 2008.

  1. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed.
    To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.'
    He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'
    He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'
    At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, we're leaving. Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us.
  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  3. homeshow

    homeshow Monkey++

    is Kathy single??
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I'm guessing this isn't a good time to mention my children's names???

  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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